As part of the 2017 April Fool's joke, several Goat Slime characters, one for each Attribute, were released as recruitable units in the SNG; they are recruited by acquiring their "dagger" weapons. All their stats and descriptions are the same. (Despite being joke units, they actually have very serviceable stats.)
Log Horizon: New Adventure LandEdit
|Goat Slime (Dark)|
|[5-turn cooldown.] (LV1)|
[Hits all enemies. 5-turn cooldown.] (LV10)
[Raises attack power. 5-turn cooldown.] (LV25)
[Raises defense. 5-turn cooldown.] (LV35)
Darkness Stamp (LV45)
Description: This is not a plush toy that Hedgehog AK made in his spare time, but instead a real creature. Various coincidences and miracles overlapped, allowing them to ally with Adventurers. Each slime has its own personality and abilities, and while they cannot speak, they are still capable of communicating.
Special Effects: May restore a small amount of HP with a normal attack.